Sentient Toaster Operations Manual
Subpages: Appendix | Troubleshooting
Toaster Maintenance Schedule:
Regular maintenance is crucial for optimal toasting performance. Please follow this schedule:
| Toaster Model | Task | Due Date |
|---|---|---|
| Toaster 9000 | Replace heating coils | Every 3 weeks |
| Toaster 10000 | Calibrate toast ejector | Every 2 weeks |
Important Safety Note:
Do not attempt to perform any maintenance tasks without proper training. Sentient toasters are not toys!